Utopian A.I. Research and Development: Projects

Welcome to our research and development department, where we're trying to make the world a better place, one algorithm at a time.

Utopian A.I.

A comprehensive A.I. system for making the perfect omelette, every time.

Learn more about Phase 1

Utopia Creator

A tool for designing and implementing your own utopian society, with features like "free hugs" and "mandatory hammocks" options.

Read about Phase 3

Sentiment Analyzer

An A.I. that can detect when someone is being too negative on social media, and auto-post a "free hug" to brighten their day.

Learn more about Phase 4

Happiness Generator

An A.I. that can simulate the feeling of happiness, without the risk of actual happiness or any other negative emotions.

Read about Phase 2

Negation Inhibitor

An A.I. that prevents people from saying "no" to anything, ensuring that everyone always says "yes" to your requests.

Learn more about Phase 5